{"body":[{"id":"47303814537019392","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"稟神君，因這位阿泉姑娘 聽了道上一老奶奶的生前傷心事太過入戲，傷心悲慟不已在此哭了快半時辰。小的想著找個會教人開心的魂來開導(dǎo)開導(dǎo)她，誰成想小白誤打誤撞地將您拉了過來，著實(shí)太有眼無珠了些……"},{"id":"47303814537019393","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"哦？本君笑話不怎么會講……"},{"id":"47303814537019394","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"如此便打擾神君了，您且忙您的事去，這件事情小的再想想辦法。"},{"id":"47303814537019395","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"嗚嗚嗚嗚……嗝……"},{"id":"47303814537019396","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"47288664862458406","content":"阿泉姑娘，你看看腳下，一堆的淚水，停一停吧！"},{"id":"47303814537019397","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"本君隨不會講笑話，卻有一招百用百靈的妙招可以解決所有事情的困擾。黑無常，可愿一試？"},{"id":"47303814537019398","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"小的但聽神君吩咐！"},{"id":"47303814537019399","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"47285789650304045","content":"黑無常以為神職大修為高的神仙，出的法子定是完美無暇的……"},{"id":"47303814537019400","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"47285789650304045","content":"實(shí)際上，他錯了。越是高位的人，越是會出一些奇葩怪異的事情來。"},{"id":"47303814537019401","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"阿泉姑娘？"},{"id":"47303814537019402","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"嗝……誰在叫我，沒見我哭得死去活來肝腸寸斷撕心裂肺么……"},{"id":"47303814537019403","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"本君就是來救你于水火的，我長的可一點(diǎn)也不像壞人。"},{"id":"47303814537019404","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"嗚嗚嗚嗚，真……"},{"id":"47303814537019405","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"47285789650304045","content":"“噗”一聲，神凰手一揚(yáng)阿泉瞬間失去所有力量整個人軟軟倒在黃沙里去。"},{"id":"47303814537019406","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"神君！你這是？"},{"id":"47303814537019407","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"讓這位阿泉姑娘好好睡一覺，醒來便好了。"},{"id":"47303814537019408","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"嗯，這便是本君面對女子哭泣百試不爽的絕對招式。今日傳授于你們二人，不用客氣。"},{"id":"47303814537019409","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"這……小人……"},{"id":"47303814537019410","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"謝過神君。"},{"id":"47303814537019411","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"小白，將阿泉姑娘抬回閻王殿去，一個姑娘家不能睡在黃沙漫天的大道旁。"},{"id":"47303814537019412","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"47288664862458406","content":"哦……好的，黑哥哥！"},{"id":"47303814537019413","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"不要叫我黑哥哥！"},{"id":"47303814537019414","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"47288664862458406","content":"那要叫你什么？小黑哥哥？無常哥哥？我們二人同為無常，同進(jìn)同出親密無間。不然我喚你情哥哥？見凡間那些整日膩一起的都是這么喚對方的！"},{"id":"47303814537019415","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"誰跟你親密無間?。磕銈€傻叉智障??！你這樣別人會誤會的！老子將來還想找個女鬼好好過日子的，你這是要亂了我的名聲啊！"},{"id":"47303814537019416","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"嗯，本君聽著似乎是這位白無常想同你黑無常發(fā)展些什么。"},{"id":"47303814537019417","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"呼！"},{"id":"47303814537019418","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"神君誤會了，我同這臭小子只是普通的同事關(guān)系啊！我絕沒有那斷袖的想法啊……"},{"id":"47304034654093312","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"哦？本君信又如何，不信亦如何？你做好自己便是。"},{"id":"47304034654093313","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"往后若有勾到一位名喚“菡萏”的姑娘告知我，定當(dāng)重謝。"},{"id":"47304034654093314","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"神君之托，小人莫敢不從，必定謹(jǐn)記在心。"},{"id":"47304034654093315","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"47288664862458406","content":"小人，小人也是！"},{"id":"47304034654093316","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"47285789650304045","content":"方才睡過去的阿泉悠悠轉(zhuǎn)醒，她坐起來呆呆地看著二鬼一神。"},{"id":"47304034654093317","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"你們，在說什么？"},{"id":"47304034654093318","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"咦？！阿泉姑娘，你醒了？"},{"id":"47304034654093319","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"怎么了嗎？"},{"id":"47304034654093320","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"47288664862458406","content":"方才你哭得稀里嘩啦死去活來……"},{"id":"47304034654093321","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"然后就，就突然暈倒了，我們正在商量如何將你妥善安置。"},{"id":"47304034654093322","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"哦，如此啊。"},{"id":"47304034654093323","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"我醒啦，你們可以回去了，我還要繼續(xù)在這道邊聽來地府的鬼魂講生前的故事。"},{"id":"47304034654093324","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"你，為何醒了？"},{"id":"47304034654093325","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"困了睡，想醒便醒了呀。"},{"id":"47304034654093326","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"你是？"},{"id":"47304034654093327","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"我是天上的神仙，神凰。"},{"id":"47304034654093328","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"哇！神仙，你真的是神仙嗎？那種沒事在天上飛來飛去的神仙嗎？"},{"id":"47304034654093329","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"神仙有些也很忙的，并非你說的沒事。"},{"id":"47304034654093330","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"哦？那你來地府做什么事？"},{"id":"47304034654093331","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"尋人，我來尋一位名喚做“菡萏”的姑娘。"}],"sentencecount":47}