{"body":[{"id":"46379605204378910","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"46379588024511248","content":"刀寐一個人走在回家的人行道上"},{"id":"46379633373318070","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"46379615925018844","content":"??！"},{"id":"46379643305438385","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"你怎么走路的，沒有看到我騎車車過來嗎？"},{"id":"46380570766706592","sort":"3072","type":2,"role":"46379588024511248","content":"46380570749940291"},{"id":"46380599489305945","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"46379588024511248","content":"刀寐被一個騎自行車的老婦撞倒，刀寐痛苦的叫了一聲，還沒有開始說話，就聽到那個騎自行車的老婦埋怨起了自己"},{"id":"46380606183411092","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"46379615925018844","content":"婆婆。貌似是我被撞了吧！"},{"id":"46380611283685659","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"你這個小伙子，好沒有道理啊！"},{"id":"46380620158837497","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"我騎車那么慢，都躲你兩次了，你還撞到了我的自行車上"},{"id":"46380623363280607","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"你說說，這不是你的原因"},{"id":"46380625795983180","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"還是我原因嗎？"},{"id":"46380658259902007","sort":"10240","type":2,"role":"46379588024511248","content":"46380658008232602"},{"id":"46380666598163049","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"46379588024511248","content":"騎自行車的老婦說著，就指著路口的攝像頭說道"},{"id":"46380672486978682","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"小伙子，身正不怕影子斜"},{"id":"46380679483068077","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"我可不是那碰瓷的人，咱們可以去調(diào)一下監(jiān)控"},{"id":"46380682435859986","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"看看我是不是一直在躲著你"},{"id":"46380735586088065","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"46379588024511248","content":"刀寐聞言，先是一愣，然后人命的苦笑了一下。這是這些年刀寐的每日一倒霉，刀寐已經(jīng)適應(yīng)了"},{"id":"46380742548629278","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"46379615925018844","content":"婆婆，您看我也不是故意的"},{"id":"46380751406999144","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"46379615925018844","content":"您這也沒有什么傷，我給你道個歉，咱就散了可好！"},{"id":"46380760282146394","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"46379588024511248","content":"刀寐說著，就給騎自行車?yán)蠇D身鞠一躬"},{"id":"46380768049990396","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"原來，你也不是碰瓷的啊，太好了"},{"id":"46380770751128295","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"你知道嗎，你可吧我嚇壞了"},{"id":"46380787645791097","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"46379588024511248","content":"騎自行車?yán)蠇D表情放松了下來，緊張的表情不在；而看著騎自行車?yán)蠇D的刀寐卻是一臉的疑惑"},{"id":"46380793568138549","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"46379615925018844","content":"婆婆，你把我當(dāng)成碰瓷的了？"},{"id":"46380803231822357","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"當(dāng)然了，我躲了你兩回，你還是王我身上撞，有你這樣的嗎？"},{"id":"46380810194370066","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"你說說你是不是碰瓷的"},{"id":"46380822810836281","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"46379615925018844","content":"這個"},{"id":"46380824689885066","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"46379615925018844","content":"我還真不是碰瓷的"},{"id":"46380853429243810","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"46379588024511248","content":"刀寐心中苦笑，他自己的運(yùn)氣，他自己在清楚不過了，自己走路盡量挑偏僻的路，結(jié)果還是天天遇到碰瓷的，刀寐覺得自己要是去碰瓷，那就是真的碰命了"},{"id":"46380859603261488","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"既然不是碰瓷的，那賠錢吧！"},{"id":"46380868713283869","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"46379588024511248","content":"騎自行車?yán)蠇D的態(tài)度直接轉(zhuǎn)變，而倒霉卻是一臉的不解"},{"id":"46380871934509679","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"46379615925018844","content":"婆婆，您不是不是碰瓷的嗎？"},{"id":"46380879987588981","sort":"31744","type":2,"role":"46379615925018844","content":"46380880004355085"},{"id":"46380883208798675","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"哎呦喂！"},{"id":"46380886698461225","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"你這小伙子，真是好沒有道理"},{"id":"46380891815526239","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"46379615925018844","content":"婆婆，您這是說的什么話？"},{"id":"46380898241187100","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"46379615925018844","content":"明明是你在訛我啊！"},{"id":"46380904431986225","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"小伙子，說話可是要講良心的"},{"id":"46380906311035354","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"46379615925018844","content":"額！"},{"id":"46380922685590009","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"雖說我平時，干一些與一些車輛親密接觸的兼職"},{"id":"46380926712128047","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"但是我這一次可是真的不是再做兼職"},{"id":"46380929111269402","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"46379615925018844","content":"這還不是嗎？"},{"id":"46380932617713261","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"46379615925018844","content":"你都已經(jīng)找我要錢了"},{"id":"46380943338354625","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"話說，我車上的雞蛋，都讓你撞碎了，你沒有看到嗎？"},{"id":"46380947096451830","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"難道，你一句道歉，我的雞蛋就能好了嗎？"},{"id":"46380950334448629","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"46379630152093099","content":"我這不是碰瓷，是合理的維權(quán)??！"},{"id":"46380968051183913","sort":"46080","ty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