第五章 烏龍

　　{"body":[{"id":"40677632911605760","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"40627931013688994","content":"這天下課，樂(lè)意被陳老師叫去辦公室"},{"id":"40677632911605761","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"樂(lè)意，你的月考成績(jī)考得很好，但是有個(gè)不足的地方"},{"id":"40677632911605762","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"？不足"},{"id":"40677632911605763","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"你的英語(yǔ)不過(guò)關(guān)，拉低了你的整體分"},{"id":"40677632911605764","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"你難道沒(méi)有好好學(xué)英語(yǔ)嗎"},{"id":"40677632911605765","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"老師，我覺(jué)得英語(yǔ)不重要，所以我才不學(xué)的"},{"id":"40677632911605766","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"英語(yǔ)是主科之一，你得好好學(xué)"},{"id":"40677632911605767","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"……老師，你覺(jué)得英語(yǔ)重要還是語(yǔ)文重要"},{"id":"40677632911605768","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"都重要"},{"id":"40677632911605769","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"不，我覺(jué)得語(yǔ)文更重要"},{"id":"40677632911605770","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"……"},{"id":"40677632911605771","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"說(shuō)說(shuō)你的理由"},{"id":"40677632911605772","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"我們中華文化博大精深，我連它的冰山一角都沒(méi)有搞懂，我去學(xué)什么英語(yǔ)"},{"id":"40677632911605773","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"中華文化我們是要學(xué)，但是這不影響我們學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)"},{"id":"40677632911605774","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"還有，你語(yǔ)文分?jǐn)?shù)這次考了個(gè)全班第一已經(jīng)很好了"},{"id":"40677632911605775","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"你應(yīng)該花些時(shí)間去學(xué)下英語(yǔ)"},{"id":"40677632911605776","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"老師，您聽(tīng)我說(shuō)"},{"id":"40677632911605777","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"我未來(lái)的愿望是向世界傳揚(yáng)中華文化"},{"id":"40677632911605778","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"你的愿望很了不起，但是你要想實(shí)現(xiàn)這個(gè)愿望英語(yǔ)是必須的"},{"id":"40677632911605779","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"老師，你覺(jué)得英語(yǔ)難學(xué)還是語(yǔ)文難學(xué)"},{"id":"40677632911605780","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"英語(yǔ)"},{"id":"40677632911605781","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"錯(cuò)，是語(yǔ)文"},{"id":"40677632911605782","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"為什么？"},{"id":"40677632911605783","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"英語(yǔ)能表示“我”的就只有四個(gè)I,my, we me, 而我們中華文化表示“我”的有許多種"},{"id":"40677632911605784","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"那你說(shuō)說(shuō)看"},{"id":"40677632911605785","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"我，吾，余，在下，不才，鄙人等數(shù)十個(gè)數(shù)百個(gè)，甚至可能有上千個(gè)"},{"id":"40677632911605786","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"所以我覺(jué)得我應(yīng)該繼續(xù)學(xué)語(yǔ)文"},{"id":"40677632911605787","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"……"},{"id":"40677632911605788","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"40627931013688994","content":"聽(tīng)到樂(lè)意的回答陳老師也不知道怎么說(shuō)，畢竟在他心中樂(lè)意是個(gè)愛(ài)好學(xué)習(xí)的學(xué)生"},{"id":"40677632911605789","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"樂(lè)意，你這樣是不行的"},{"id":"40677632911605790","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"不能把英語(yǔ)給丟了啊"},{"id":"40677632911605791","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"那好，只要老師你能回答我一個(gè)問(wèn)題我就好好學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)"},{"id":"40677632911605792","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"你問(wèn)吧"},{"id":"40677632911605793","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"老子的名字叫什么"},{"id":"40677632911605794","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"……"},{"id":"40677632911605795","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"樂(lè)意，在老師面前你文明點(diǎn)"},{"id":"40677632911605796","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"……"},{"id":"40677632911605797","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"我是問(wèn)您老子的名字叫什么"},{"id":"40677632911605798","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"……"},{"id":"40677632911605799","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"40627931013688994","content":"這時(shí)的陳老師額頭青筋凸起"},{"id":"40677632911605800","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"樂(lè)意，你這是在挑釁老師嗎"},{"id":"40677632911605801","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"沒(méi)有啊"},{"id":"40677632911605802","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"那你還問(wèn)老師我你叫什么名字"},{"id":"40677632911605803","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"什么鬼，我問(wèn)的是老子叫什么名字"},{"id":"40677632911605804","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"樂(lè)意，你給我到外面罰站去"},{"id":"40677632911605805","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"……"},{"id":"40677632911605806","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"不知道就不知道，生什么氣啊，還老師呢"},{"id":"40677632911605807","sort":"48128","type":1,"role":"40627931013688994","content":"樂(lè)意走出了辦公室站在門(mén)口外面"},{"id":"40677632911605808","sort":"49152","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"這學(xué)生，難啊"},{"id":"40677632911605809","sort":"50176","type":1,"role":"40627931013688994","content":"樂(lè)意出去后，陳老師坐在椅子上嘆著氣打開(kāi)了手機(jī)"},{"id":"40677632911605810","sort":"51200","type":1,"role":"40627931013688994","content":"陳老師每天都會(huì)刷笑話看，這時(shí)陳老師發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個(gè)笑話，讓他明白了一件事"},{"id":"40677632911605811","sort":"52224","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"樂(lè)意，你進(jìn)來(lái)"},{"id":"40677632911605812","sort":"53248","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"哦"},{"id":"40677632911605813","sort":"54272","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"你剛剛問(wèn)我老子的名字叫什么對(duì)吧"},{"id":"40677632911605814","sort":"55296","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"是呀"},{"id":"40677632911605815","sort":"56320","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"是這個(gè)問(wèn)題嗎"},{"id":"40677632911605816","sort":"57344","type":1,"role":"40627931013688994","content":"陳老師將手機(jī)給樂(lè)意看"},{"id":"40677632911605817","sort":"58368","type":1,"role":"40627946868153358","content":"是呀，就是這個(gè)問(wèn)題"},{"id":"40677632911605818","sort":"59392","type":1,"role":"40629000460535735","content":"……"}],"sentencecount":59}