{"body":[{"id":"40070185234726912","sort":0,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"這牢房左看右看都覺得不對勁，任何一個世界，牢房里沒有犯人，要么這教化非常好沒人犯法，要么只要犯法就是殺頭"},{"id":"40070185234726913","sort":1024,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"啦啦說這是有理國度，那應(yīng)該是講道理的地方，這里的人應(yīng)該都遵紀(jì)守法，所以才沒犯人的吧！"},{"id":"40070185234726914","sort":2048,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"不對，啦啦今天就坑了我三次，幾乎每一次都是相反的，難不成這個世界是無理國度？犯錯就殺？嗚嗚~沒想到聰明機(jī)智的我竟然被啦啦這小坑貨給坑死了"},{"id":"40091992109088768","sort":3072,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"門打開了，衙役頭頭后門跟著一個衙役，那衙役端著一只燒雞，一壺酒。"},{"id":"40091992109088769","sort":4096,"type":1,"role":"40068643624943687","content":"#！&！-！……"},{"id":"40091992109088770","sort":5120,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"完了完了，雖然聽不懂說什么，但對口型：趕緊吃吧，吃飽好上路。完全對上"},{"id":"40091992109088771","sort":6144,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"坑爹啊，我還沒老婆，還沒有孩子，還沒過上我想要過的生活，就死在這里了，坑爹啊，誰來救救我……"},{"id":"40091992109088772","sort":7168,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"也不要死啊，我都沒弄明白什么回事這樣死太冤了，誰來救救我，我是真的不想死啊"},{"id":"40091992109088773","sort":8192,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"我淚流滿面"},{"id":"40091992109088774","sort":9216,"type":1,"role":"40068643624943687","content":"、#@&%#-……"},{"id":"40091992109088775","sort":10240,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"你明白我心中的苦？"},{"id":"40091992109088776","sort":11264,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"衙役頭頭露出同情的眼光，好像被我的眼淚給征服了"},{"id":"40091992109088777","sort":12288,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"真是大好人??！"},{"id":"40091992109088778","sort":13312,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"我緊握著衙役頭頭的手，然后示意門口，表示是不是可以放我走，衙役頭頭點了點頭"},{"id":"40091992109088779","sort":14336,"type":1,"role":"40068643624943687","content":"#&！-$：！"},{"id":"40091992109088780","sort":15360,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"那我當(dāng)同意了。"},{"id":"40091992109088781","sort":16384,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"我暗喜，原來這么好騙，眼淚也能救命。我昂首挺挺胸，朝著牢門口走去"},{"id":"40091992109088782","sort":17408,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"突然人影一閃，衙役頭頭擋在我前面，用手一推，我被強(qiáng)大力量給向后退幾步，我邊示意邊說"},{"id":"40091992109088783","sort":18432,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"不是同意我走了嗎"},{"id":"40091992109088784","sort":19456,"type":1,"role":"40068643624943687","content":"~%#、@：……"},{"id":"40091992109088785","sort":20480,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"究竟說什么，死啦啦，需要它的時候硬是不在，不行，我得慢慢的比劃，讓他明白"},{"id":"40091992109088786","sort":21504,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"我努力做各種動作，解釋食物不是我偷的，啦啦也不是我的親女生，它做的事情和我無關(guān)。"},{"id":"40091992109088787","sort":22528,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"衙役頭頭一會點點頭，一會搖搖頭，嘴里說嘰里呱啦我聽不懂的話，我都背氣死了。最后的動作是點點頭，是不是完全明白我的意思？"},{"id":"40091992109088788","sort":23552,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"我往門外走，又被衙役頭頭給推回來，接著又是彎腰伸手示意讓我離開的動作，我正想離開又被攔了回來，這下我暴怒，準(zhǔn)備狠狠的湊他們一頓"},{"id":"40091992109088789","sort":24576,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"玩我呢？看看本大爺?shù)娜^"},{"id":"40091992109088790","sort":25600,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"我揮動拳頭向衙役頭頭發(fā)過去，以我?guī)洑庾藙?，加上看過格斗訓(xùn)練的視頻，以及研究透金庸古龍梁羽生臥龍生武俠小說中的絕學(xué)，這一拳足以驚天地泣鬼神"},{"id":"40091992109088791","sort":26624,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"獨孤飛焰拳"},{"id":"40091992109088792","sort":27648,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"我大吼一聲，聽聽這招式，結(jié)合獨孤九劍和天外飛仙，加上神話世界的火焰，就知道有多厲害。"},{"id":"40091992109088793","sort":28672,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"啊……"},{"id":"40091992109088794","sort":29696,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"我我好像打到一股具有強(qiáng)大反彈力的墻上，被一股強(qiáng)大的內(nèi)力給反震撞到墻上，全身骨頭都要碎了"},{"id":"40091992109088795","sort":30720,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"我艸，這沒想到這里竟然有絕頂高手，頭頭武功高，那個送菜的應(yīng)該沒有武功吧？好歹得搶回面子。獨孤飛焰拳"},{"id":"40091992109088796","sort":31744,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"臥槽，感覺又打到墻上，再一次被反彈到墻上，有一種快要散架的感覺"},{"id":"40091992109088797","sort":32768,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"沒想到這送菜的還有如此高深的武功，雖然比頭頭差一點，但也算驚世駭俗，難怪這里叫有理世界，單從這兩人的武功來判斷，這誰敢惹事？不要命了？"},{"id":"40091992109088798","sort":33792,"type":1,"role":"40068643624943687","content":"@?。ǎ?……"},{"id":"40091992109088799","sort":34816,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"不知道又說什么，這下慘了，必死無疑"},{"id":"40091992109088800","sort":35840,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"我正在驚恐萬分，衙役頭頭和送飯的退了出去，把牢門鎖得死死的。"},{"id":"40091992109088801","sort":36864,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"總算過去了，我以為當(dāng)場他們直接殺了我，沒想到他們居然退了，襲警在地球可要判不少牢，在古代恐怕殺了襲警者也不會有罪"},{"id":"40091992109088802","sort":37888,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"肚子咕嚕咕嚕的叫，感覺好餓，管他呢，先吃東西"},{"id":"40091992109088803","sort":38912,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"雞肉呢？"},{"id":"40091992109088804","sort":39936,"type":1,"role":"40017265064503235","content":"剛才衙役明明放在墻角，有雞肉，有酒，有青菜和米飯，現(xiàn)在只剩下青菜和米飯了"},{"id":"40091992109088805","sort":40960,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"奇了怪，這肉和酒跑哪里去了？"},{"id":"40091992109088806","s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東西，一出現(xiàn)不就被逮住了嘛，再說嘛，啦啦出現(xiàn)不就證明爹爹你要越獄的嘛，那他們就把這里關(guān)得死死的嘛"},{"id":"40091992109088854","sort":91136,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"給我收起你那讓人受不了的腔調(diào)"},{"id":"40091992109088855","sort":92160,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"哎呀，爹爹呀！啦啦這么可愛，有點可愛的腔調(diào)不是更可愛的嘛"},{"id":"40091992109088856","sort":93184,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"滾"},{"id":"40091992109088857","sort":94208,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"爹爹呀！不要生氣的嘛，生氣容易變老的嘛！那爹爹你帥氣的外表不復(fù)存在的嘛！那還什么找娘親的啦"},{"id":"40091992109088858","sort":95232,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"哎呀，我不想活了，這坑爹的寶寶，這裝可愛的腔調(diào)，誰來救救我……"}],"sentencecount":94}