早上到班里，桌子上有一張紙，一看競(jìng)賽報(bào)名表，3項(xiàng)一個(gè)人必報(bào)2項(xiàng)，這不是把刀架到脖子上嗎?，強(qiáng)人所難，問了一下班長(zhǎng)，大家都報(bào)那個(gè)多一點(diǎn)，班長(zhǎng)說：“當(dāng)然是漢字拼音和語文作文了，用你腳趾頭想都是這?！笨晌腋渌瑢W(xué)不一樣啊，我雖然是班里的語文課代表，但是確有一大弱點(diǎn)就是拼音不好，跟我唱歌五音不全有一拼，主要是音調(diào)太難掌控，一聲平二聲仰三聲拐彎四聲降完全搞不動(dòng)，拼出來字的味道都變了，我自認(rèn)為我的普通話很強(qiáng)，所以我是我們班為數(shù)不多的例外，別人都是因?yàn)橛⒄Z是強(qiáng)項(xiàng)所以參加英語朗誦，而我就是因?yàn)槠匆粝啾扔⒄Z還爛，真讓人頭大，我參加了一個(gè)語文作文和英語朗誦。表一交上去，王冉就跑了過來，王冉：“你瘋了，你是覺得你英式發(fā)音好還是美式發(fā)音好，你報(bào)英語朗誦。”馮行：“她是覺得自己普式英語較強(qiáng)，不要攔她，別耽誤了未來?xiàng)澚?。”上課了，語文課，老師叫背書，趁著班里在背書，我：“同桌，我的好同桌，你說那一篇英語朗誦比較不說朗朗上口吧，就是能順下來的，給推薦一篇唄，你也不想你同桌為此光榮犧牲成為全年級(jí)最大的笑話丟咱高一一班的臉吧?！瘪T懿：“你自己有沒有讀的稍微熟練的課文，或寓言故事?！蔽遥骸皼]有，我文化底蘊(yùn)你還不門清，都快一學(xué)期同桌了，你見那篇文章我自己順下來過?！瘪T懿：“得，得，我沒必要跟你說這么多，唉，那個(gè)英語練習(xí)冊(cè)第六單元那不是有個(gè)寓言故事，樊老師剛講過，發(fā)音也講了，你就朗誦那個(gè)吧。”我：“會(huì)不會(huì)太草率啊，顯的不莊重。”我一扭頭，馮懿臉都青了，馮懿：“你想要什么“莊重”。你說，周五就要讀，你來的急嗎？?！蔽乙幌胍彩枪裉於贾苋?，趕緊偷偷的把英語書翻出來，別人在背語文，我在偷摸補(bǔ)英語，悲慘，這篇也太逗了吧，老鼠爸爸嫁女兒，有點(diǎn)意思我：“He wanted to marry his daughter to the greatest person in the world. But， who was the greatest person in the world?
Oh! The sun! He must be the greatest person in the world.
The mouse father went to talk to the sun.
“Hello! Mr. Sun. I know you are the greatest person in the world.
Would you marry my daughter?”
“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the cloud.
If he comes out， I’ll be covered.”
The mouse father went to talk to the cloud.
“Hello! Mr. Cloud. I know you are the greatest person in the world.
Would you marry my daughter?”
“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wind.
If he comes out， I’ll be blown away.”
The mouse father went to talk to the wind.
“Hello! Mr. Wind. I know you are the greatest person in the world.
Would you marry my daughter?”
“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wall.
If he comes out， I’ll be stopped.”
The mouse father went to talk to the wall.
“Hello! Mr. Wall. I know you are the greatest person in the world.
Would you marry my daughter?”
“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is YOU， the mouse.”
“The greatest person in the world is … mouse?”
“Yes， the greatest person in the world is mouse. See? If mouse comes out， I’ll be bit!”
The mouse father was very happy.
He finally knew mouse was the greatest person in the world.
He would marry his daughter to the handsome mouse next door.
”神仙劇情，英語句子也是來回重復(fù)，只改變了名詞，就這樣，我那一天，腦子里都是“毛絲”老鼠。左右的同學(xué)都在我的洗腦下都會(huì)了這篇小故事，只不過都無情的嘲笑了我的發(fā)音，頭疼??！。我：“馮同學(xué)，馮同學(xué)，聽聞你熱心助人，幫阮同學(xué)一個(gè)小小忙，不能拒絕，你就聽我讀，然后幫我糾正發(fā)音就行了。”馮行：“讀。我：“once 0n a time?！瘪T行：“打住，你第一句就沒感情，太平了，懂?！蔽遥骸澳且趺醋x。小聲一點(diǎn)嗎？?！瘪T行：“語序慢一點(diǎn)，自然一點(diǎn)，到后面稍微重一點(diǎn)，還有人家這是嫁女兒，歡快一點(diǎn)，你讀的跟搶新娘一樣?！被丶叶嗦犚幌戮W(wǎng)上別人標(biāo)準(zhǔn)發(fā)音。我：“。。。。。。?！北获T行懟的沒脾氣，不過確實(shí)是我的問題，英語這搞定了，晚上還有語文作文頭疼，待想一想大概出那個(gè)范圍的題目，回去翻翻例文。